We like big butts and we cannot lie

It's Monday and I've got nothing creative in me this morning. I'm chugging my americano in the hopes that my brain will start working soon, but things aren't looking good. 


While I recover from this weekend, enjoy this testimonial piece about booty spanx. Though HB and I clearly don't need any help in the big butt category, the fact that this product exists makes me feel oh so positive about the gifts my mama gave me. 


My favorite part? "I love Russ Meyer and actresses like Christina Hendricks or Sofia Vergara whose bodies are basically superpowered weapons aimed directly at the collective crotch of America." Amen.