Friday, October 21, 2011

Exercise Peeves: Update

This morning in class we had a new instructor. I don't know where she came from - I think they may have found her on a corner in the Mission. Girlfriend was Russian (bonus points for an excellent accent), and taught the entire class in a hipster beanie. A HIPSTER BEANIE! While teaching a cardio pilates class. Look at your life! Look at your choices! Also, she sounded a lot like Paz de la Huerta... but Russian. How?

To get me to do burpies, you need to earn my respect first, and I will not do burpies for a Russian Paz in a hipster beanie. No siree.

UPDATE: I can't believe I forgot this detail. Her entire playlist was techno remixes of J-Lo and Destiny's Child. Where did you come from Hipster Russian?

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