Friday, April 20, 2012

I think I love Schmidt

Have you guys been watching New Girl? I am surprised by how much I love it. Also surprising is how not only does Schmidt not annoy the crap out of me, but how I kind of love him.

Exhibit A: In response to's spoof Cut the Schmidt workout video cover, the man made this awesome promo video:

I think I love you, Schmidt.

Did it Hurt?

...when your fiancee castrated you?

The longer I plan this wedding thing, the more I hate weddings. Which I think is a good thing, because I'm not being tricked into buying silly things. And along the lines of ridiculous people taking themselves VERY seriously, I found this "Notebook" themed engagement session and I almost died of embarrassment for these people. And then, I got to the bottom of the page, and saw that this movie themed engagement photo shot is a thing. Ugh. Check out this classic from a Harry Potter Photo Shoot: 

I'm Back!

I took a bit of an unplanned hiatus from the bits... we'll call it a sabbatical. Senor Super Hair went back to work in a pretty demanding job about 5 weeks ago, and it kind of turned my world upside down. Now that we're more well adjusted to our new schedules, I'm feeling somewhat inspired again.

I'm sure you were all waiting with bated breath for the Return of the Biscuit. Rejoice, because I'm back, bitches.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Mondays are the Worst. Fact.

Did you know that most of us don't even smile until 11:16 am on a Monday? Fact. More about this, and 9 more facts about how much Mondays suck over here.

Note: that 3.5 hours seems aggressive.