Thursday, November 10, 2011

News to me: Kristen Wiig nose job?

You guys, I'm really upset. Last weekend I was curled up in Grandma's armchair cross stitching and watching an edited for tv airing of Knocked Up on E! (exciting life). I'm sitting there, and funny assistant to the Heigl's boss at E! (in the movie) comes on screen and flawlessly delivers lines like, "We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. You know, by eating less. " 

I'm sitting there in my $8 Target leggings, and I have this realization: "that's motha-fucking Kristen Wiig." I have seen this movie no less than 100 times. Never did it occur to me that this is the same Wiig from Bridesmaids. I'm not a close follower of SNL or its stars but it seems like I should have noticed that this is the same person. I realized something was fishy, so I fired up the laptop, and my suspicions are confirmed. Big time nose job.

She was so pretty before. I mean, she's still gorgeous. But why Kristen, why? You didn't need to do this, and I know there's no turning back, but I like your old nose. It was a real nose. And to me, you barely look like the same person.

I'll steer clear of a big body image discussion, but it does make me sad that this. one of the most awesome of awesome ladies, felt it necessary to so drastically change her face.

Apparently this is old news, from like, 2008. But it's totally new to me, and therefore my shock registered like it happened yesterday. Did you all know that this was the same person?

P.S. Holar Bear and I solemnly swear that we will not change our faces when we are discovered.

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