Wednesday, November 2, 2011

I'm glad I'm not the only one

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

I get my eyebrows waxed once a month only so that I never have to touch them. My lovely esthetician will laugh and say, "they really got out of control this month, didn't they?" and I'll be like... "they did?" Then, without fail, every month she asks, "do we do your lip?" and I'm always embarrassed that I don't even notice any hairs there. Do I have a secret mustache you guys? And if I did, you'd tell me, right? RIGHT?
I would add to this list pedicures. Manicures also, but I think society at large is more judgmental of my hooves for feet. I can't wrap by brain around the fact that some women are always professionally mani'd and pedi'd. How much of your life do you spend with a small woman chiseling away at your natural moccasins? No thank you, I just can't be bothered to care about that.

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