Child Bride Train Wreck

I guess I'm a little embarrassed that I'm obsessed with the train-wreck that is child bride Courtney Stodden. I paid her no attention until I happened to see the interview pictured above, where she made some of the most insane sexy faces I have ever seen. From there it's been a shame spiral of devouring every new interview and creepy-at-a-whole new level moment between these weirdos.


If you, like me, want to know more about how a monster like this is made, click on over to the Daily Beast's very important article and interview with her mother. If nothing else, you'll probably want to call your parents and thank them for everything when you're done.