Monday, January 30, 2012

You may have noticed that I'm MIA today

I bet you were all just sitting there clicking refresh on your browser, hoping for new bits. You were, weren't you!? All 12 of you!

Anyway, the reason I have been MIA today is that all of my procrastination time has been directed towards... drum roll please... wedding planning!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Texts from Holar: presented without commentary




What does Ladies Bits Say About you?

I'm guessing it would say that you really love Biscuits, Holar Bears, cheese, laughing, dance-offs, Lisa Frank, costumes, and failed diet attempts. Also, reality TV and grief bacon.

Go here and see what your real favorite blog says about you.

Of me:

The Hairpin: You get the importance of hand towels. A lot of other shit in your life is out of control, but you are not gonna make anyone visit your home and dry their hands on your bath towel, like a peasant. You have an uncanny ability to guess the correct time of day within a five-minute range. It's a shame "spunky" is such a gross little word because it used to be a good one and it would be helpful right now.

Jezebel: You convinced your mom to leave your dad, and she’s never been happier.

Serious Eats: You’ve debated about Five Guys vs. In ‘n’ Out.

Videogum: You’ve openly scoffed at a celebrity in person.


Pretty spot on. I read a lot of blogs.