This wine tastes like Tom Jones

Researchers have determined that background music played while sipping wine affects the way you perceive its' taste.


I have a couple questions about this. How would the bad ass lady mix make my cab taste? Hopefully not like bad ass. And also, what effect does my Monday ritual viewing of RHOBH have on the half bottle of wine consumed with it? In my experience, the wine tastes like the elixir of life when paired with the Jerry Springer-like screeching of those Botoxed Frankenwives. Maybe it's because they're like Goldie and Meryl in Death Becomes Her, and they'll never grow old?