Sometimes at work when I'm being asked to care, like, REALLY CARE, about something like some obscure business process, or adding the "Special-Sauce"(this is an actual buzz word that real business pants wearing people use) to an employee engagement event, I think back to this sassy young man.
What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing? Seriously Sassy Gay Friend, how did I get here? Why are people telling me I need to work on my Executive Presence? Because in my calculations and observations, that means being a bigger asshole. I could write a novel about what I thought I'd do with my life, and how exactly I ended up being a Bob from Office Space, but that project is for another day.
I realize this is a total white person problem, so for now I will pass my time finding entertainment on the internet, creating ENTIRE documents and emails in buzz words, and generally finding all the humor I can in my day to day life, while waiting for my kind benefactor to come along. Any takers?
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