Punny!

Gene Shalit loves puns, and SO DO I

Flying Monsters

Okay, so this is fucking horrifying. It's a combination of Holar's fear of birds and my fear of sea creatures: sea creatures that can fly. Commence nightmares.

Biological Fat Determinism

This article is so depressing. "The findings, the researchers wrote, suggest a form of “biological determinism” that can make a person susceptible to weight gain or loss."

Let's all just give up and eat some butter.

Lady Loves Guinness

"How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing." - Store Owner

Provoking Thought of the Day

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Sriracha obsessions are really en vogue, but I call overrated. Valentina is where it's at, and it goes on everything I eat. Also, it's like 2 dollars per gallon. If we had more than 9 loyal readers, I'm sure this statement would cause an internet uproar.